The Weekly Wrap - Up to Bro?/ Do You Need a Job in NYC? #438

Lost in Melbourne

I kind of fell off the radar for what seemed like two days but was in fact two weeks (maybe three?). Sigh. I'm sort of failing at finding time to myself. But, look, here I am - talking to a computer screen. again. I deserve so many cool points right now [sarcasm]. Guess this means I sort of, kinda, maybe, failed at the 30 day challenge? SIGH. However, I'm going to finish it because I aint no quitter, gurl (and boi) - let's not be [gangsta] sexist.

 Let's wrap this:
1. I co-hosted a radio show. Might have insulted all of Australia and consequently had listeners text in saying we sounded like [quote] "bitter kiwis". I think this is an appropriate time to use the phrase 'YOLO'.
2. Lost my wallet with everything in it. Eff my life *falls to the ground whilst screaming "WHY ME?!"*
3. Passed out snoring in a rubbish bin. Let's not say anymore about that.
4. Fell up the stairs, yes, up the stairs. Consequently ended up in accident and emergency. Yes, I went to hospital. No, I wasn't drunk or otherwise inebriated. This was in broad daylight after I mocked someone else for being clumsy. Karma. Note: if you're a kiwi and you need to go to hospital it works the same as at home, and it's free. Also, Nana, I'm fine but my fingers are a bit swollen - I'll watch my step in future.
5. Ate pasta with bread - low point.
6. Fell asleep on someones arm and dribbled - another low point.
7. Met some really bitchy drag queens. Like, why so serious? Calm your farm wig.
8. Discovered this English stuff called HP Sauce. Hello heaven.
9. Shouted at some dooshbag who was being an all round dooshbag. I then told him that the huge Tongan guy sitting in the corner was my cousin and if he wanted to start something I would be more than happy to go and get my cousin. He very quickly shut his mouth. Note: the big Tongan guy in the corner wasn't my cousin. I'd never met him. But, from this point on, I will forever be thankful to the people of Tonga. Yay Tonga.

Prepare for more, because I'm back on my blogging grind. 

Also if you're in NYC and work in photography/publishing there is a job going at Hearst Media which encompasses ELLE Magazine, O Magazine, Esquire Magazine, & Harper's etc. I can forward you the details if you tell me a bit about your experience. 

Morgs