Does anyone even read this anymore? #454

I treated myself to a weekend off 'The Rock' a la - Phillip Island, and it was great. 

I really don't know who reads this anymore - have I missed my own boat? Strange feeling that is. I still get the page views but from, like who? I know some bloggers are weird about sharing stats but like 1000 views on the 17th and I didn't do anything. That's not a brag that's a genuine 'what the hell happened' sub text.  To whom ever is still listening/reading/seeing this you can collectively ponder these thoughts with me:

1. I'm losing twitter followers faster than Honey BooBoo on a juice diet. Why is this? Is this to do with the whole social interaction thing. Unsure. Why do I care about this? I guess I don't.

2. I'm thinking of buying the tackiest business cards I can possibly make on the 'all living, all breathing Jesus' that is Visa Print. Yes, I just italicised that. Genius.

3. Lani Says is hitting that next level. Her blog is delicious.

4. I've been doing research for my next project and I found a New Zealand collective who tried and failed at the same venture I'm about to start. Would I be stupid to go ahead with it, or, should I use that as a live case study for what not to do? [grabs at face whilst making groaning noises].

5. In no way is this a sympathy grab - it's meant to be a hilarious story. Laugh. I went to hospital again. For anyone who knows me you know that this sometimes happens. Like way too often. Anyway I was like in this hideous pain blah blah blah (I'm alive obvs). I txt 'said spouse' and said, "Hey funny story I kind of had to go to hospital. All is well". At this point 'said spouse' then rang me and was continuously sighing which was the last thing I remember. For the next 3 hours of my life were somehow lost. Insert nurse who shoots me with hilarious painkillers which probably made me act like a complete weirdo in the waiting room. Also pretty sure, actually positively sure I asked my doctor "of which Asian origin are your roots." [pulls t-shirt over face].

6. Me & Ryan had one hilarious adventure in Melbourne. It started at Asian Beer Cafe and ended in a dumpling house at 3am. #OrientalEvening. I may have been swiftly ejected from a mens toilet *cringe* (The women's was LOCKED). I passed out on Ry's couch and he photobooth'd it, naturally.

7. Nespresso machines are delicious demons.

8. So many hilarious moments.

9. Sometimes I just don't feel like writing. Maybe I'll blog next week. Maybe not. Maybe consistency is boring.

10. I really apologise for being a little bit shit at answering people emails. I know I have some dating back to January that are unanswered and it might be irrelevant for me to reply now.  I wish I could say I'm going to get better but let's be honest probably not goning to happen. Although, bright side, I have a new Nexus phone so everythang is linked. I can only do my best and from now on and hopefully that will be better. Feel free to flick me another email if the question / idea is still relevant I'll be more than happy to help.

That apartment above is Ryan's. Mono. 

M