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1. This list of "30 Other Things Every Woman Should Know By 30" is pretty stupid yet pretty right. Relish in its 'correctness' then bitch face at its 'gushyness'. If you're a guy, I'm sorry, here's a picture - enjoy it.
2. Amanda Bynes.
3. Even though I'm well aware I don't look like Naomi Campbell this song makes me feel like Naomi Campbell. I catwalk the shit out of life when it comes on in my earphones. True Story.
4. And if that song makes me feel like Naomi Campbell then this song makes me feel like Bill Gates but with way more 'swag'.
5. Alright, story time. I have become so brilliant at poaching eggs (I know that's cocky but deal with it). The other day I poached the perfect egg. I placed it ever so beautifully on my slice of multigrain toast. As I was carrying my plate to the table I stumbled and my brilliantly poached egg flew off my toast and onto my computer keyboard. Yes the yolk was runny, and yes it did go everywhere. I would liken it to someone burning down the Garden of Eden. Now, a day or two later, my computer is finally starting to feel normal and I discover an ant colony now lives below my fingertips [insert lion roars here].
6. Remember Joesph & Maia from last weeks Weekly Wrap? Well they now have a video out for their first single. Be a good chap and have a watch?
7. I feel this cool right now.
8. Work. It's always a funtime, isn't it?
Morgs
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