Orange is the New Black has taken over my life #457

Crazy storm that came down in Melbourne yesterday

Does anybody else have Orange is the new Black binge issues? I literally just lost two days of my life to that show. I'm making a prediction that Halloween this year is gon' be filled with people looking like Crazy Eyes. *Spolier* Can we all just talk about how happy we were to 1. See Mendez arrested, 2. Fig get served and 3. Vee get mowed the f*** down. So much victory rage right now.

I'm off back to New Zealand, tonight. It's been a fun 11 days in Melbourne but it seems Australia's visas are lame. Can we all just talk about that for a second. Don't take Rihanna's advice and find love in a hopeless place aka England. Why? Because English people have to have visas to work in Australia. And then Australia have some kind of deep seeded history laden convict rage where they make the fine English folk do three months farm work for a lovely one year extension. Ain't nobody got time for that. 

Rant over. 

[Real life observation] I really feel for the girl in the khaki coat sitting across from me. She's crying. Hysterically. It's obviously because the chicken caesar wraps at Cafe Vue are $14 fucking dollars. That's right, I'm chicken caesar shaming you Cafe Vue. Rude.

More importantly, why doesn't Melbourne airport have have smartgate for departures? Shit is backwards. 

Also, Jetstar is ridiculous. Orange is definitely not the new black in this case. Never again.

I hope you're having a great evening. If you're reading this now, and you're in Australia or New Zealand, go to sleep you weirdo. It's fucking late. I'd give anything for a comfy bed right and you're pissing me off with your presence. Sorry. Sorry. I call that Jetstar Delayed Departure Rage [insert deep breathing].