My First Train Fight #78

I am all too excited to move from my ghetto neighborhood this Saturday. Today really proved that I need to get my booty out of 'ere. Ya feel me?!
I was on the train home, literally one stop from my platform, and this guy in his mid 20's starts punching the crap out of this 60ish year old guy. I don't know if any of you have ever been on the subway, but as you can imagine, there is nowhere to 'rush to the nearest exit'. I was also in the front carriage (said to be the safest place) and I couldn't go any further forward. Luckily a guy that was equally as physically matched as the 'aggressor' jumped in the middle and broke it up (meanwhile all us passengers were crunched in a corner trying to get as far away as possible). They continued to make snarky remarks to each other the rest of the way and one such display of ethnic genius I caught went something like this, "You n***a's got no respect. You come where I from n***a and you get shot in the face. Ya 'ear me n***a. You just watch yourself."
Gosh this is really a life experience. I will now drive through South Auckland with my windows down pumping out some Britney Spears because in all honesty this is the 'real' hood and anyone that tries to claim other wise, well... Lets just say 'they be front'n'. I've seen it for real, for real.

As a side note, I took the photo above because it accurately illustrates my facial expressions whenever I find myself in a serious situation. I'm working on it.

And I'm out.
Peace, Morgs