At 3am this morning I was, as many of us do, contemplating why I had that last apple martini. I felt so horrible I was close to looking up my medical insurance to see what options I had. First things first I'm not a big drinker but it was a friends birthday, I was in Hollywood, the drinks suddenly became free, the music got really good, we had the best seats in the house, there was something being filmed there, and it just sort of got on top of me. You know. However lets skip back to 3am this morning when I felt like I was going to die. I love how in those moments you contemplate where you are in your life, what the hell you were thinking, and the meaning of your existence. As I was leaning over the toilet bowl staring into the abyss of American toilet water I said to myself, "Holy shit. I'm in Hollywood" and that was soon followed by "Holy shit I'll be back in New York tomorrow" and later on "HOLY SHIT I DID IT". I can't even explain to you how long I've been dreaming of this place. I had all the cliche pictures and maps of New York on my wall. And I would even google street view the East Village on a daily basis. All I can say is I'm totally living the dream. And I'm proud of myself for once. But that wouldn't be possible without my family so thanks guys. I promise I'll kick ass!
Apart from the aftermath, of what seemed to be a great idea at the time, it was a great night out. I highly recommend if you happen to be in L.A stop by Lola's in West Hollywood. You may think it sounds familiar that's because an episode of The Hills was filmed there. I did have one realisation moment when I was in the toilet that perhaps Lauren Conrad had pee'd in the same place as me. I'm not really a Hills fan but it was just one of things that kept surfacing in my brain. Whatever.
And I'm out.
Peace, Morgs
p.s NEW YORK I HAVE MISSED YOU. I am definitely and East Coaster.
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