One of three things happen when I look at this lobster.
1. Om-nom-nom-nom-nom.
2. So hungry, must eat now.
3. Oh god probably shouldn't eat this I'm going to pay for it later.
The question then becomes: Should I really eat this? I mean really?
Thoughts: Ass gets bigger, will probably have some retarded reaction and end up on the tee-oiii-let, no-one does french fies like Mc Donalds therefore eating these ones would simply be a waste of daily calories, or even worse those lobsters probably came from a family of lobsters riding turtles across the Atlantic ocean trying to find a fish called Nemo.
As I ponder my thoughts the most obvious question pops into my head- What would Oprah do?
A tough question in itself because a lot of 'Oprah-isms' could be sourced on this spontaneous lobster eating occasion.
I conclude that Oprah would say "We're all going to Australia!" followed by "YOLO" (for the uninformed YOLO is gangsta speak for You Only Live Once).
And there you have it - your inspiration for Thursday. Always eat foods you shouldn't eat. Why? Because Oprah f***ing would.
Peace, Morgs
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