A series of stories that would only happen to me* #259

Every now and then weird things happen to me, I talk about it, you read, I cry, you laugh. Let's just get to it. 

Story 1: I was at one of the biggest womenswear showcases in the world today. A girl came up to me and asked, "omg is your fleece new season Kenzo?". I replied, "No its from a boutique in New Zealand called RD1. It's a brand called Swazi." (people who know me would realize I'm joking). She replies," I'll have to google it". "ah, great. Are you a buyer?" I asked. "No I'm from style.com". FML did i just take the piss and tell style.com I was wearing a swazi from a boutique called RD1?! Dick. FYI I was wearing Swazi. FYI don't ask why. 

Story 2: I met this wonderful girl at an event who invited me out the other night. I knew she was hanging around with pretty intense people. By intense I mean people at the top of the fashion food chain (fashion and food in the same sentence?! Well. I. Never). Unfortunately (or fortunately for my nerves) I have been crazy busy at work and couldn't attend. Little did I know that that night I may have seen a certain Lilo (aka the Lohan). The same night all that crazy stuff went down at the Dream Hotel. Google it. 

What other greatness can I concuct this week? Wait and see. 

Morgs