The Weekly Wrap - The Internet & New York Moments #319

taken on 42nd & 8th

1. I got on the train today and sat next to a man who accused me of stealing his dog, Biggles. Not even kidding. This lasted 20 minutes. I had to reply, "I'm sorry. But I did not steal your dog. BACK OFF".

2. I watched a man throw a giant slice of pizza at his lady friend, who I assume was his girlfriend. True story. 

3. A guy tried to sell me a poem about squirrels living secret lives as transformers. I declined. 

4. Worst pick up line I heard this guy deliver on this poor girl at the bar, "Your hair's blonde. My hair's blonde. Let's get out of here". She declined. 

5. Last week I was on a photoshoot and we were dressing the set for an underwater theme. Someone comes up and asks me if we will be needing birds for the shoot. I shook my head. 

6. I gave a man a dollar because he looked like he just needed a bit of help. He then dropped the dollar between the train and the subway platform. It was sad. The doors closed. His hope was shattered. I wonder what happened to him.

7. This has happened to me countless times and I'm really starting to lose my shit. A child popped it's head under the door while I was using a public toilet. I was not in a good mood and I may have sworn at 'it'. 

8. Through procrastination I found this. Thank me later. 

9. Tavi changes the way you think. Let the messiah speak. (Particularly at 3:30)

10. And just so you start or finish the day on a good note - watch this.

Morgs