Let me take you back 100 years to the North Atlantic Ocean when some idiot forgot to check for icebergs and consequently sank a ship. That ship being the RMS Titanic. Fast forward to the year 1997 when James Cameron gave us Kate and Leo in the motion picture Titanic. After the release of Titanic every goddam boat was fair game for reenacting the "I'm flying Jack" scene. It also made me believe that for years having sex meant rubbing your sweaty hand on a window whilst making strange sounds. Teleport to the year 2012 and boom we have Titanic 3D. Of course in 1997 we didn't have twitter and facebook.
"Kate Winslet put the tit in Titanic."
"Global Warming = revenge for the Titanic sinking"
"can’t wait for Titanic 4D, when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning"
"I didn't cry at the Titanic" You emotionless brick'
"Jokes about the Titanic are usually good. They break the ice and always end up going down well."
I hope everyone tweeting about the Titanic drowns.
"Every news broadcast last night covered the Titanic anniversary. Would it be wrong to say they went overboard with the coverage?"
The story of the Titanic is a sad one, but let's face it if it didn't happen we wouldn't have Jack and Rose. Nor would we have the sweaty hand scene or the "Paint me like one of your French girls"moment. And furthermore we wouldn't have endless internet memes to distract us when we need to get work done. As well as being one of the most hated icebergs in history I think we all owe Mr. I. Berg a lot.
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