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Here goes:
Men -
1. Whispering. If you want to whisper to someone that requires not making loud booming noises.
2. Oh you wolf whistled me? Awesome, yeah that totally means I'm going to turn around and talk to you [read: sarcasm].
3. Those ridic Lower jeans with the squiggly cloud buisness on the ass pockets. Please stop. Although you probably shouldn't be wearing them past the age of 19 or past 2007 - some still seem to slip through the cracks. Get it? Cracks... LAME.
4. Thinking I can't do what you can do. Just watch me erect this 4 tier marquee all by myself. Bitch.
5. No I don't want to sit here while you show me Youtube videos of Family Guy skits. They're not funny.
Women -
1. When you're at the beach and there is a designated communal changing room in the public toilet. Yet you still get butt naked in the bagging area. What. The. Hell.
2. Farting and blaming it on someone else. Guurl, own it.
3. Women that are PDA prolific. There's a time and a place. That time and place is not on any form of public transport.
4. Accusers. Automatically jumping to conclusions and then realising you're wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Boom.
5. Over thinking. Sometimes things are just that simple.
Morgs
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