Sunday, June 3, 2012

How to Survive New York in the Summer#148

Image: The Man Repeller
Surviving New York in the summer requires a few things:

1. Hand sanitizer
2. Blister preventing shoes
3. Sunscreen (for all you pasty people)
4. A whole lot of patience for these crazy people
5. Mouse traps (f***ing rodent visitors)
6. Bed Bug spray
7. Non-riding-up-your-ass underwear
8. Summer dresses
9. A 'high performance' bra so you can (embarrassingly) whip out extreme dance moves to this.

And...
10. A whole lot of this

*Addition: I was informed wet wipes should be on this list (for your sweat machines)

Peace, Morgs

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